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Ha! I think you and I ARE built alike! I could lose 30#s and hover around 115#s and a size 2...but I'd still have big'uns, unfortunately.

Unfortunately I have the hips and the ass but no boobage.. (j-lo and I seem to share the same genetics- but again, even her boobs are bigger than mine).. Why am I writing this? Dammit Im jealous that I have no boobs. I do not have the classic elite runners look..I'm not hefty and I'm not skinny..I'm right in ze middle.. I do agree however with certain genetic components in the way one person is built vs. the other. Am I built for speed? Hell no..but I still enjoy running.

True..however, I would kill to be able to fit into some of those cute tops with the "V" neck without feeling like it just hangs on me.. I've passed by many a top knowing it just would not sit correctly on my chest. Heck I'd be happy with a full damn B cup..

I may be an idiot but can someone tell me what the word that starts with P and ends with S is?

The word is PHYSICS

I may be an idiot but can someone tell me what the word that starts with P and ends with S is?

I thought it was 'penis.' Is that wrong?

I thought it was 'penis.' Is that wrong?

<snorted>> Penis is the answer to all things!</snorted>

Me too!

Me Three. I'd even settle for(only) a C Where the hell IS scout. Even I am getting worried that there has been no commenting at my expense.

I assume my uterus will fall out soon.

We all thought it had already.... This goes along well with all the skirts you've been wearing. And reminds me of a line from "The Simpsons": But Marge, if you become a cop, that makes you The Man. Which makes me the woman; which I'm totally against. Unless it means wearing the underwear, which, as we've already discussed, is merely a comfort thing. I've never tried that. So tell us, JK.... Are they comfortable? I mean, the feel of silk hugging the boys, up against that extra optical inch.... I'm sure it's pretty good. As for the womenfolk... Let's face it, you all just need to be barefoot, cooking, and pregnant. Especially the barefoot part, because shoes are evil. Like the de-vil. Eeee-vil. If you bigger boobs, I have a theory: Rub them. A lot. Or better yet, let someone else rub them a lot. If you want smaller boobs, same thing. I'm more than willing to volunteer for this duty. I have a long history of volunteering for tough assignments. Plus, I figure it will help build my resume. And for the record, I do go home at night. An when I go home, I almost never use the computer. You are Scout-free for at least a few hours a day, and on the weekends. Try to behave in my absences. I know it will be hard. Of course, that could come from the rubbing, too. I don't know. More experimentation is needed.