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You're gonna get me kicked off for a 14 min 5k, oh, ok.
Ha, ha, no, no. Not at all! I'm going to get you kicked off for being some 23-year-old brat living in his mom's basement going, "hey, dude, like, let's go online and mess with some runners, dude. it will be great and stuff. like, awesome. it will be so funny."
- Joe
We are fragile creatures on collision with our judgment day.
Please no.
If you didn't catch on yet, you are the greatest distance runner in the history of mankind. I guarantee Komen and Bekele didn't run 14 minutes in their second week of running. We're in awe. We have the greatest distance runner in the world in our midst. We want to hang on to our brush with greatness.
Hoodoo Guru
A girl from Nantucket ran by,
She said, "Dude you really can fly.
Can you run today
A 14 minute 5K
If so you are my kind of guy."
The tangents are moot.
And/or being someone on here's boss who's totally going to fire someone's ass for spending all day posing on RA instead of working on end of quarter numbers...
Will you guys just relax a little. I used to run, took some time off. Not to sit on the couch and drink beer and get fat. I am still super active, just started to run again last week is all. I'm not into distance 3-5 is all i do.
A girl from Nantucket ran by, She said, "Dude you really can fly. Can you run today A 14 minute 5K If so you are my kind of guy."
He stood on a mountain,
drank from a fountain,
and nibbled some cornish hen pie.
Looked down at the scene
and said 'this is pristine',
shaved his legs and mooned a train passing by.
He stood on a mountain, drank from a fountain, and nibbled some cornish hen pie. Looked down at the scene and said 'this is pristine', shaved his legs and mooned a train passing by.
But the path by those tracks was closed,
Or so the police officer supposed,
The Redbird was sent to a judge
Who had a sports grudge
You could say the Redbird got hosed.
faster than a glacier
No trust me, we get it. You're super active, and accidentally run world class race times just cruising along for fun with no training. Not hard to understand at all, sounds perfectly reasonable. Stop being all modest and just admit that it's cool to be maybe the most gifted runner who ever lived. We won't hold it against you if you want to brag a little. Why do you keep acting like it's no big deal when it's really super duper awesome?
What are words for when no one listens anymore?
Runners run
ultramarathon/triathlete
Didn't Dean K run like 30 miles after one drunken night out, after several years of no running. You guys should hook up.
HTFU? Why not!
USATF Coach
Empire Tri Club CoachGatorade Endurance Team
That wasn't the song. It was Destination Unknown.
Life is so strange.
23? I'm convinced this is one of my students.
This thread smells like...teenager.
"When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." Emil Zatopek
Guess we know her destination now.