John M.'s profile   

Trying out the new fanny pack...
Profession: An old one; not that one.
About me: 
A somewhat tall, not totally immoral person, kind to small animals and wayward women.
Why do I run: 
A domineering wife who won't let me back in the car.
Why I started running: 
There seemed to be a need for more horrible examples for citing when explaining "How to... "