Notes
So I am swimming in the Y-Pool and Ariel the Mermaid starts hitting on me. I'm like, "hey I'm flattered and all but I'm just trying to work out here and I'm a bit old for you". She retorted, that she was 16 in 1989, so is 40 years old now. I went on to reply, Well that was all good, but it would still look bad since you still look 16 and I am married, plus, you smell like fish. She swam off and took her crab with her.
This entry is for the pure waste of time for anyone stalking my sad little swimming logs.