Ben_1415's profile   

You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. Yes yes?!
Profession: Roadie for Metallica
Age: 42
Current Weight: 86.2 kg
Goal Weight: 81.6 kg
Location: North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger
About me: 
I'm talkin' about the Dude here - the Dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.
Why do I run: 
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
Why I started running: 
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.