Michael Phelps (Read 1487 times)

Considering all the heats he has to swim as well as actual events, time on the podiums ( )and press interviews, he is a beast. A lean, long torsoed, healthy beast!! (oops )

Apparently he and Usain Bolt were seen partying together at a Beijing nightclub near the Athletes Village last night. At one point, after several tequila shots, both were feeling no pain and the beer muscles started to come out. Phelps apparently challenged Bolt to a 100m dash. A crowd of people then followed the two to a local high school track where Phelps dusted the world record holder. Someone hand timed Phelps' run at 9.59, and allegedly he pulled up with 20 meters to go to celebrate. Oh and the kicker? Phelps ran barefoot--the only shoes he owns are flip-flops. Someone video taped it and posted it to youtube but the IOC keep taking it down.

Phelps ran barefoot--the only shoes he owns are flip-flops..

I don't know if you've heard about this, but his shoe size (if he did own any) is a 13. Why, his hands are the size of dinner plates. And his ears are such a spectacle that they used to create childhood bully scenarios.

Micheal Phelps

Who?

Runner-up in last year's Kentucky Derby. Pay attention.

The one who broke both legs?

Fox Sports is reporting that Michael Phelps has signed on with Joe Gibbs racing to replace Tony Stewart in the #20 car for the 2009 season. Apparently an announcement will come out next week after the team receives the necessary approvals from NASCAR to modify the cockpit and pedals to accommodate Phelps' 6' 5" frame and size 14 flippers feet.

I hear Phelps has been signed to replace Chuck Norris in all the jokes.