>Off the Beaten Path>Michael Phelps
just a simple cat
I guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house
Old, Slow, Happy
Phelps ran barefoot--the only shoes he owns are flip-flops..
43,497.2 Miles Later
I've got a fever...
I don't know if you've heard about this, but his shoe size (if he did own any) is a 13. Why, his hands are the size of dinner plates. And his ears are such a spectacle that they used to create childhood bully scenarios.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
A Dance with Monkeys
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Runner-up in last year's Kentucky Derby. Pay attention.
The one who broke both legs?
Menace to Sobriety
I hear Phelps has been signed to replace Chuck Norris in all the jokes.