Conversations in Panera Bread... (Read 1550 times)

    I don't see Banana Nut on that list. That's UNpossible!!!


    A Dance with Monkeys

      Mikey, I am pleased to hear that you are trying to live a healthy lifestyle and chose to eat wheat bread. It is kinda cute that the wheat bread you bought was shaped like a donut. Of course, a whole wheat donut would be kinda yucky, so I can understand why somebody might get confused and call it a bagel. And try and sell it to you that way. But it is no more a bagel than it is a donut.


      A Dance with Monkeys

        Oh, and FWIW, this: - Cream cheese comes in one flavor: cream cheese flavor. Some might point out that this is true: - Cream cheese may also be pink, but ONLY if the pink comes from mixed in lox. That is acceptable, but risks the problem of a slippery slope.
          And I'm alright with that.

          Runners run.

            I slather my blueberry bagels with strawberry cream cheese. Big grin
              Oh, and FWIW, this: - Cream cheese comes in one flavor: cream cheese flavor.
              So using this logic, dip comes in one flavor...sour cream
                I need a ruling. I usually put peanut butter and strawberry jelly on my wheat "bagels." How many violations is this?


                A Dance with Monkeys

                  I need a ruling. I usually put peanut butter and strawberry jelly on my wheat "bagels." How many violations is this?
                  None. Trick question. The whole wheat bread is not a bagel, so PB&J on it is fine.
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                    So using this logic, dip comes in one flavor...sour cream
                    No, no. The only flavor of dip is 'copenhagen'. That cherry skoal stuff is just wrong.

                     


                    A Saucy Wench

                      I'm scared of the next phase. That's the one where I either no longer care about the line, or I completely lose self-awareness that a DOM line exists and just do it without knowing. I mean, I do it now, but I still care and recognize it. I hope.
                      Please please dont cross that line. I like my dirty old men, until they actually become sad old men who no longer realize the difference between flirting and groping. MTA: I realize this is a week old but I was on vacation with dial up

                      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                       

                      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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                        Please please dont cross that line. I like my dirty old men, until they actually become sad old men who no longer realize the difference between flirting and groping. MTA: I realize this is a week old but I was on vacation with dial up
                        I promise not to cop a feel the next time I see you.

                         


                        Lazy idiot

                          I promise not to cop a feel the next time I see you.
                          And I'm not old, so the next time I see you who knows what I'll do.

                          Tick tock

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                            And I'm not old, so the next time I see you who knows what I'll do.
                            You better not try to feel me up.

                             


                            A Saucy Wench

                              I promise not to cop a feel the next time I see you.
                              you just have to be subtle about it. Well, now the cat's out of the bag on me so subtlety is a moot point. But my "dirty old man"/very close friend was the master of the wandering hug or the dirty joke right up until his wife died. Then he just got a delusion that if he just tried hard enough I would actually sleep with him. It was really sad. I find it very hard to even go visit him anymore and I know its not long now. Sad

                              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                               

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                              Lazy idiot

                                You better not try to feel me up.
                                Somehow I missed you the first time we were in the same locale. I'm not sure how a pink shirt = anonymity to me, but it worked for you. I think you're safe.

                                Tick tock