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Okay come on this is worse than cheating at little league! You are only hurting yourself!
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I guess I'm getting old but we never called it padding the log. Being married helps me meet my needs on a more regular basis than in my youth but if this is an inquisition then I must confess and admit my guilt. Am I going to go blind now?
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I've been accused of patting the bunny and waxing the carrot, but never padding the log. I do wear glasses.
Sarah (37)
Mom to Abby (10) Jacob, (8) and Colton (5)
18 half marathons, 6 full marathons
Goals- run more, lose 20lbs.
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Hahaha. Waxing the carrot, never heard that, that makes me giggle.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Yoda the 4-eared cat
fear the Col Sanders
Just because I look dumb doesn't mean I'm not...
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. "If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a Board and knock me down, because that means I didn't run hard enough" If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. "Don't fear moving slowly forward...fear standing still."
This "padding the log" must be a pretty serious crime around here. So many guys are confessing to nefarious activities (waxing the carrot) just to change the subject. Don't even think about searching my log for padding.
jules2
Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.
Does "padding the log" involve stuffing things down the front of your trousers or am I on the wrong track yet again?
Well, if it isn't choking the chicken, then perhaps you are right. Which is what I have to do with my mobean sleeves when it gets too hot in a race. "Yeah, baby, I'm happy to see you. But really it's just my Mobean Brand Sleeves (TM)".