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I'm assuming that's a "science" you can figure out.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
A Saucy Wench
Ooh, whenever I see "science" I think of things like "intelligent design" and "phrenology."
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
"astrology"
I learned everything I know by watching Jenna Jameson.
is she your running coach as well?
I just say "science!" like the dude in Blinded Me With Science. (perhaps Thomas Dolby utters the immortal line himself)
Heh. She'd definitely slow me down.
People are strange.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. "If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a Board and knock me down, because that means I didn't run hard enough" If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. "Don't fear moving slowly forward...fear standing still."
I have that on my iTunes somewhere...awesome song. Right up there with Der Kommissar.
The Falco DK? Or the After The Fire one? (Falco's is the German one... I think)
Can't run faster with 3 legs than 2? Damn, that's 50% more legs? What's wrong with you?!
I wish I could say that I am, in fact, a tripod. (or one of those War of the Worlds vehicles) But I'm not. Is ok.
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It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
That's OK. I hear vomiting liquified humans is overrated.