>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Needs more cowbell!
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad MotherF***er.'
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
✓ 1st olympic distance duathlon - AG 2nd!!
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race - no MTB in '13
✓ Half Fanatic
✓ punch Type 1 in the junk
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, then you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
More Than Just a Jeff
That same sight also has link to a movie quote generator. I got this:
"Say hello to my little Jeff!"
First rule of JakeKnight Club is - you do not talk about JakeKnight Club.
Yours is from Ace Ventura Pet Detective...I have that movie.
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be 'Scarface' ("Say hello to my little friend!")
Passion is a rather frightening thing because if you have passion you don't know where it will take you.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
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