I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
4 beers means she only finished the glass 4 times. The rest of the time she refilled before it was empty, so that only counts as one. The 2 'ritas were pitchers.
I can't see myself saying, "here mom, watch your grandkids, 'cuz I gotta go get my drink on." Ok, actually I can see myself saying that, but I probably would feel too guilty to actually do it.
Out of curiosity, why didn't you take the Muskegon-to-Milwaukee (which is Algonquin for "the good land") auto ferry? 2hr trip, and given gas prices, probably economical.
9 hours in the car with the Didlet...priceless