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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
The Greatest of All Time
I had some pics of me taken in Japan dressed up like a samurai...do they count as glamour shots? You decide.
Beautiful Person Quotient Points Values 5 - have seen Zoolander 5 - each mirror in house 5 - driver's side sun visor mirror 1 - bonus if mirror is lighted 1 - point for each pound of free-weights in house 10 - glamor shots session Feel free to add to list...
Amy
One day at a time
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
5 points for subscription to Glamour magazine. 5 points if you belonged to a sorority/fraternity (Marcus, were you a UT frat boy??? Someone offered to sponsor me for a sorority so I could bring up its GPA, but I declined, lol) 1 bonus point if it was south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
The voice of mile 18
Beautiful Person Quotient Points Values 5 - have seen Zoolander 5 - each mirror in house 5 - driver's side sun visor mirror 1 - bonus if mirror is lighted 1 - point for each pound of free-weights in house 10 - glamor shots session 5 - bonus points for each framed glamour shots photo hanging in boudoir. 5 points for subscription to Glamour magazine. 5 points if you belonged to a sorority/fraternity 1 bonus point if it was south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Feel free to add to list...
Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy
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Run to Win25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
zoolander - 1x5 = 5 mirrors in house - 5x5 = 25 free weights - 250x1 = 250 (conservative estimate) fraternity - 0x5 = 0 (unless my cross country/track team counts? It was like a fraternity with stricter entrance requirements...) So at a conservative estimate I'd guess about 280. Too bad I sold some of my old and rusted weight plates last year at a tag sale. Does home made gym/body weight equipment count? I have a lot of "implements" that I use for weight lifting, like home made medicine balls, sand bags, and clubs and such...
Yes, surely beautiful people aren't expected be good at math too. Numbers are hard.
That's what Barbie used to say.