Amy
I've got a fever...
A whole big stinkin' bouquet of 'em. Who wants to be admin?
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Better be careful -- before you know it, this place will become a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Is that a yes?
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Hmmm...lessee, I recommended that SAMY styling product a few days back, but lemme think of something new. Magic Shaving Powder.
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Run to Win25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
razors and nipple hairs
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
But my fine, limp, weighed down straight ass hair has had more body then ever found from a uber pricey salon product. Smells yummy too.
The stuff was awful as kids shampoo, stung their eyes. But my fine, limp, weighed down straight ass hair has had more body then ever found from a uber pricey salon product.
That's good enough for me.
Has been
OK, here is mine. Last week on vacation we ran out of travel shampoo so bought some there. To save space we only carry kids shampoo when we travel and the only kind they had in the store was Suave Cherry jam (pie?) Blast Kids Shampoo + Conditioner. I normally loathe dual products, but hey in a pinch.... The stuff was awful as kids shampoo, stung their eyes. But my fine, limp, weighed down straight ass hair has had more body then ever found from a uber pricey salon product. Smells yummy too.
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."