Beautiful Person Quotient Points Values 5 - have seen Zoolander 5 - each mirror in house 5 - driver's side sun visor mirror 1 - bonus if mirror is lighted 1 - point for each pound of free-weights in house 10 - glamor shots session 5 - bonus points for each framed glamour shots photo hanging in boudoir. 5 points for subscription to Glamour magazine. 5 points if you belonged to a sorority/fraternity 1 bonus point if it was south of the Mason-Dixon Line. 15 points for wearing makeup during a race -5 points for beging good at math. 15 points for being a metrosexual male. 5 for not getting along well with computers/technology (even if you really like them) 10 points for each college degree in a *useless* subject (ie Photography, Communications, English, Art, Music) 5 points for running off-course while flirting. 10 points for napping at work--beauty rest! Feel free to add to list...

I had some pics of me taken in Japan dressed up like a samurai...do they count as glamour shots? You decide.

Dude, and you are totally sportin' the Blue Steel face! Ok, my points... Zoolander, 2 mirrors in house, driver's mirror (no light), ton of free weights...I think I will go add those up tomorrow (dumbells, barbell and plates, soft stick bar with add-on "doughnuts") and do my total when I'm not tired. I need my beauty rest.

5 points for subscription to Glamour magazine. 5 points if you belonged to a sorority/fraternity (Marcus, were you a UT frat boy??? Someone offered to sponsor me for a sorority so I could bring up its GPA, but I declined, lol) 1 bonus point if it was south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

5 points for subscription to Glamour magazine. 5 points if you belonged to a sorority/fraternity (Marcus, were you a UT frat boy??? Someone offered to sponsor me for a sorority so I could bring up its GPA, but I declined, lol) 1 bonus point if it was south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

No, I was not a frat boy. I was in my late 20's early 30's during undergrad and was too old to have a social agenda. My wife was a sorority gal though.

I think I have about a million points. I love this group!

zoolander - 1x5 = 5 mirrors in house - 5x5 = 25 free weights - 250x1 = 250 (conservative estimate) fraternity - 0x5 = 0 (unless my cross country/track team counts? It was like a fraternity with stricter entrance requirements...) So at a conservative estimate I'd guess about 280. Too bad I sold some of my old and rusted weight plates last year at a tag sale. Does home made gym/body weight equipment count? I have a lot of "implements" that I use for weight lifting, like home made medicine balls, sand bags, and clubs and such...

Should we start deducting BPQ points for people who don't make any math errors?

Yes, surely beautiful people aren't expected be good at math too. Numbers are hard.

That's what Barbie used to say.

"You Ken do it. You Ken do it. Think, think, think!" Wait a minute. I'm getting Barbie mixed up with Pooh.