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I'm starting running again at 28 Years Old (Read 47 times)

    I sucked at running before, I still suck at running and I'm sure I'll always suck at running. In fact what I do now isn't even running its jogging. It's just one of many things I've failed at. I failed at finishing college, getting a good job, getting laid, getting a gf, getting married, and being a good runner. See I never fit in. I was just a skinny nerdy kid who did his wimpy running and stuff. Girls averted their eyes. Then I got called a bitch and a pussy so I did the whole thing of doing brutish manual labor and bulking up and now I just look like a chunky ugly neckbeard shlub and I still don't get laid. I'll get fat as shit if I don't stay moving. 18 yr olds get laid and I don't. Once that fact sunk in I realized the depth of my failure. Anyways yeah running yay! if it helps me become more pleasing to the eye and is good for you since cardio improves blood flow and therefore strong boners as I'm approaching viagra age I'm all for it. I'm a very mentally healthy person, as you can tell.

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      Running Problem


      Problem Child

        Running won’t help if you’re ugly. 

         

        welcome back. Fuck other people.  Go run because you want to succeed at something no one else can control. If you fail then figure out why you failed.  It won’t be handed to you.

        Many of us aren't sure what the hell point you are trying to make and no matter how we guess, it always seems to be something else. Which usually means a person is doing it on purpose.

        VDOT 52.45

        5k19:35 | Marathon 2:56:07

          Thanks man! Yeah it's all bout control ain't it baby. My ugliness and lack of height, machismo and huge cock controls my sex life (lack thereof), my boss at my shitty job controls my life 50 hours a week, the government controls...nvm won't go there ...but they can't control me punishing myself at 4 AM. So I strive to harness the manic depression, namely the effort itself is the manic component. I should try to run (sorry, jog) 26.2 by may. That's a good baseline of self punishment from which I can re evaluate. No more from me until I have something to show for it. Back to the grind and self loathing.

            Running is cheap fitness, time-killer, and meditation.

            Comes with the bonus that you can say (and believe) you're above the fray, like some kind of monk or nun or something.

            Scientifical studies show runners are sexually superior, and get it on all the time. Half marathons are better than Tinder and Grinder.

            Work up to tantric ultramarathons for a truly exceptional experience.

            60-64 age group  -  University of Oregon alumni  -  Irreverent and Annoying

              Running is cheap fitness, time-killer, and meditation.

              Comes with the bonus that you can say (and believe) you're above the fray, like some kind of monk or nun or something.

              Scientifical studies show runners are sexually superior, and get it on all the time. Half marathons are better than Tinder and Grinder.

              Work up to tantric ultramarathons for a truly exceptional experience.

              Totally groovy baby, I dig it. Yeah I always did dig that kinda ascetic, internal element to running and shit, fuck yeah. Anything to be above the fray man. Or really, just believing you are is enough. Cultivate and maintain a buffer memory of incredulity so the average mofo can never get near to you. The fray is the worst. With Running it's you against yourself, you innately aware of your body, the head trip and thought cascades you seem to go on. A lot of meatheads told me to go to the gym and be a meathead but I've already done the whole construction worker thing and besides I'm not kicking anyone's ass at 5'7" 130 lbs. I just want to make love. I just want my johnson to work when I need it to most, which will be soon god willing. I don't care how many ads I see that say if you want to lose weight stop doing cardio. They can suck my cardio'd ass. Cardio helps johnsons work. I think I was noncoincidentally sexier when I was a better runner. Sadly after the whole covid thing and the manual labor and the drugs I forgot that health, physical nor mental, is not to be taken for granted. A mistake of the young and naive whom still feel invincible perhaps. But a fatal one.

                at 5'7" and 130lbs, you are exactly right to be a world class 10k-marathoner. All those guys are that size.

                And there's that tweaker that came clean and started running, and within 2 years was a world class ultramarathoner winning races and money.

                I knew a guy who had an early mid-life crisis and started running at 35 and qualified for the US Olympic trials. Ran a ho-hum 2:18, but at least he tried. Kinda fat and doughy now, just like before.

                All the sexy is just a given when you run at that level. But remember, with sexy power comes sexy responsibility.

                60-64 age group  -  University of Oregon alumni  -  Irreverent and Annoying