>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Roads were made for journeys...
Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.
Abs of Flabs
A man decided to take up jogging and was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a feature and asked the clerk: "What is this little pocket here on the side for?". And the clerk: "Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've gone too far".
This joke must pre-date the cell phone!
But your cell is too big to carry on a run.
Not for the easily offended...not safe for work/kids...
I gotta start watching SNL, again...
Thanks for getting the phrase "@%#W$% in a box" stuck in my head