RunningAHEAD - Topic: Would you give up a testicle to run faster? (page 3)

bells

posted: 10/9/2008 at 7:47 PM
modified: 10/9/2008 at 7:47 PM

Quote from Mishka-old log on 10/9/2008 at 3:20 PM:

I can't stop thinking about that scene from Snatch, when Bullet Tooth Tony gets held at gunpoint. Well played.

girmann

Giant Flaming Dork

posted: 10/9/2008 at 8:24 PM

Quote from JakeKnight on 10/9/2008 at 3:59 PM:

...and/or the Great Green Arkleseizure... !

20 points for the H2G2 reference... not that you need them.

http://xkcd.com/621/

xor

posted: 10/9/2008 at 8:26 PM

Quote from girmann on 10/9/2008 at 8:24 PM:

20 points for the H2G2 reference... not that you need them.

He doesn't need them, but his house might. Hufflepuff is dreadfully behind.

AmoresPerros

Options,Account, Forums

posted: 10/9/2008 at 9:05 PM

Quote from Joe. on 10/9/2008 at 4:13 PM:

...my dog gave up one and he's pretty fast!!

Excellently argued.

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

JimR

posted: 10/9/2008 at 9:07 PM

Quote from AmoresPerros on 10/9/2008 at 9:05 PM:

Excellently argued.

We had a dog that gave up two, then just sat around the house all day.

ArlaHile

Queen of 3rd Place

posted: 10/9/2008 at 9:31 PM

What about a woman giving up one gonad? Certainly in a female it won't disrupt the aerodynamic benefit of symmetry mentioned so astutely by Jake, and too boot there is a potentially significant weight savings for those of us with ginormous 'nads! Arla

Ex runner

JakeKnight

posted: 10/9/2008 at 9:41 PM

Quote from girmann on 10/9/2008 at 8:24 PM:

20 points for the H2G2 reference... not that you need them.

Thank you for noticing. I can't expect the rest of these cretins to notice these things. They actually think its cool to make Harry Potter references. Roll eyes

E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com
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xor

posted: 10/9/2008 at 10:06 PM

You're just pissed that the sorting hat put you in Hufflepuff.

Bugs

posted: 10/12/2008 at 6:32 PM

Dam, I lost half a breast in each boob after having kids and get didn't get a second faster.

Bugs

cewickbe

posted: 10/13/2008 at 12:41 AM

Quote from xor on 10/9/2008 at 7:28 PM:

In your case, aren't they more like tater tots?

I just spit out my water on the keyboard

anutherfinemess

posted: 10/13/2008 at 2:12 PM

Does it have to be one of mine? Cuz I'd gladly give up one of yours to run faster.

And who am I anyway?
Just another fat jogger, evidently.

Ileneforward

#artbydmcbride

posted: 10/14/2008 at 2:34 PM

Quote from ArlaHile on 10/9/2008 at 9:31 PM:

What about a woman giving up one gonad? Certainly in a female it won't disrupt the aerodynamic benefit of symmetry mentioned so astutely by Jake, and too boot there is a potentially significant weight savings for those of us with ginormous 'nads! Arla

Doesn't work, I lost an ovary and I am still turtle slow.

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jules2

posted: 10/14/2008 at 5:34 PM
modified: 10/14/2008 at 5:35 PM

Quote from Ileneforward on 10/14/2008 at 2:34 PM:

Doesn't work, I lost an ovary and I am still turtle slow.

So where does your budgie live if you've lost the avary, and I can't understand you comparing yourself to a turtle rather than a tortoise.

Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

Ileneforward

#artbydmcbride

posted: 10/14/2008 at 7:36 PM
modified: 10/15/2008 at 9:56 AM

I got that cute series of photos in an email from a friend, I don't have a parakeet or a little kitten, my dear jules.

Runners run

Mr Inertia

Suspect Zero

posted: 10/15/2008 at 10:13 AM

I gave mine up some time ago but still have the receipt. If I take that in, can I get the speed given to me retroactively?

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