>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Princess Cancer Pants
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad MotherF***er.'
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
More Than Just a Jeff
That same sight also has link to a movie quote generator. I got this:
"Say hello to my little Jeff!"
First rule of JakeKnight Club is - you do not talk about JakeKnight Club.
Yours is from Ace Ventura Pet Detective...I have that movie.
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be 'Scarface' ("Say hello to my little friend!")
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?