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Chinese community lived on skyscraper roofs
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
Bring it on.
Member Since 2008
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
I got a personal email from Robt Swann Mueller, head of the FBI to let me know that they've been checking out the Nigerian guy that had previously emailed me about a large sum of money he was trying to get out of the country and for my help, he would give me some 20 million or so. Bob just wanted me to know that in most cases, these kind of things were a scam, but this guy was on the up and up.
Lately all my spam has been addressed to "James" so either some guy named James has been giving out my email address or I've been living a lie all these years.
"Asshat, serious people can start this right away."
Really? I seriously think it wasn't nice to call me "Asshat."
Guess I'm taking back the T-shirts I had made up for you and Q. Crud...
De-slacking in progress
started running @ age 48 [lost 70#+, quit a 30 year pack/day habit>> ran HM] Ran a few years then quit. Gained 70#+ back and smoking like before. Time to get healthy again @ 52 years over with the C25K program and beyond again. RE-start date 1-13-14
Just got this one:
Satanist housewife cooked cats!
heh. Cats--the other white meat.