Man - robbed two weeks in a row! (Read 574 times)

That sucks, Claire. You should have just called your phone and waited to see which prisoner's pants started to ring! MTA: A strip search post by Kooky and no clever response by the gorilla? What is going on here?!

I rang it within seconds of it going missing - already turned off! As their boss said, that's the problem with dealing with criminals - they know their game. When we asked them to empty their pockets he also told me 'It's not in their pockets, it's already buried in these grounds. They will come back and get it later. They know we can check their pockets and so that's the one place I can tell you your phone isn't going to be.' We did search the grounds and even the toilet cisterns (he said they often hid things there) and he also noticed that one window had been left looking closed but they had flipped the catch. The Playcentre will not be getting the boys back in again! Last time they nicked our camera, although we did get that back after a lot of nagging. Which is a pity as did I mention one was really good looking? He's been on every single session I've supervised so he must be a very naughty boy. The funny thing is that his Mum and older brother were on Periodic Detention with him last time. Great family. Momma must be so proud. Oh, and tell Scout to ring them, because there were plenty of pictures of my boobs and bum on the phone. I'm sure they'll strike a deal. I feel violated. Unless of course the good looking one stole it. In which case I am vaguely amused.

Your prisoner stories are interesting, keep posting. I think you have to handle them like I handle my kids; physcial labor for the naughty.