>Health and Nutrition>I have a BAR!!!
Needs more cowbell!
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Team HTFU NCTR Driver
Instead of "yo' mama" jokes we could have "yo' bar" jokes.
Yo' bar is SO big...[insert punchline]
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
I've got a fever...
Dude, youse gotta chexxorz MY bar!
It's like, der, wide. And squat. Check the scale!
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Dude, errr, Did:
What in the world is a 0.03 mi fartlek? Is that when you suddenly put on a burst of speed on the way to the fridge to grab a beer?