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rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
My roommate had her boyfriend of the week over, and I came in from one of my runs. He said something to the effect that I was killing my heart. He said that he used to work at a cardiologists office, and that runners have the worst hearts. Then he went back to drinking his beer and eating his potato chips.
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
"You go how slow? That's not running, that's jogging - why bother" (note the person who said that to me years ago got his ass whooped by me this year in a HM Revenge is a dish best served cold. Even if I am the only one who remembers the comment. )
Giants Fan
"I think I've discovered the secret of life- you just hang around until you get used to it."
Charles Schulz
Um..the only thing I ever hear after a run is "Get away from me you nasty woman--you stink!" No one in my family will come near me until I shower....can I help it if I sweat like a man?
Feeling the growl again
"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand
I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills
Yoda the 4-eared cat
Dave
"You look like there should be villagers chasing you with torches!!!". Yeah, that's not so nice.
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it. dgb2n@yahoo.com
dork.major dork.
Reaching 1,243 in 2008 -- one day, one week, one mile at a time.
Fat runner