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Maggie & Molly
"It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop."Wisdom of Confucius
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I don't have an iPod, so I guess I can't beat them, as fun as the idea of violence sounds.
San Francisco - 7/29/12
Warrior Dash Ohio II - 8/26/12
Chicago - 10/7/12
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rectumdamnnearkilledem
definately keep running - most of the kids now can't run a mile never mind 5.... They've never actually run with me but they have said things (usually the Ipod is on so I don't hear) but idiots in cars, now that's another story. close calls, hoots and hollars - get a life....
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
geekfarm@centurytel.net
That leaves pepper spray! If you invite them to run along, they'll ditch you and start throwing rocks or something. Next time lead them over a asian style tiger trap (you'll have to dig it and conceal it first). Put snakes in the botton...maybe a rabid racoon. Have fun with it, get creative. Disclaimer: just kidding.
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Just Be
I have had a 12 yo kid chase me with a metal rod, so i carry pepper spray. Running more than a mile usually drops most kids anyway.
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