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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Try deep-frying the Nutella-filled ones... or the Nutella / Oreo filling combo.
    Shit...you guys are like drug pushers.

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay


    Imminent Catastrophe

      What the hell is Nutella? Yeah, I know, I could Google it but where's the fun in that?

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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        What the hell is Nutella? Yeah, I know, I could Google it but where's the fun in that?
        What is wrong with you and/or what rock have you been living under? It's this awesome chocolate frosting-like stuff...only it's silkier and has hazelnut flavor in it. Awesome. I was sort of happy and not happy when I first found it in the US.

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay

        Trent


        Good Bad & The Monkey

          Actually, it is a hazelnut spread, with chocolate mixed in. Manna from the good gods. It was invented as a chocolate substitute during WWII (I believe) in Italy when chocolate was hard to come by due to rationing. It has been widely available in Europe since, but over the past 10 years or so, it has become much more prevalent over here in the US. Which is unfortunate since it is fairly DAMN good stuff and highly addictive. I first tried it some 18 years ago on a banana and Nutella crepe from a crepe stand in Paris. I repeat: DAMN MTA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella


          Imminent Catastrophe

            Well, I really don't like hazelnut so guess I haven't missed anything. Carry on. Other things I don't like: Coconut, bleu cheese, ketchup. Ketchup on fries? Why don't you just sprinkle some Splenda on them? Ewwwww. The Brits have it right-- the only way to eat fries (chips) is with salt and vinegar. They also know beer. The Brits know their beer. IPA--mmmm.

            "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

             "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

            "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

             

            √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

            Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              I don't like hummus or anything related to chickpeas/garbonzo beans. I swear, everyone goes all nutso over mushed-up beans. Nasty. I don't like corn, either. It's not even a vegetable. And creamed corn? Gross. Floor sweepings. Dead

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay


              Imminent Catastrophe

                mmmmmm, hummus. I love hummus. Especially the real deal, freshly made. To each his/her own, I guess.

                "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                 "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                 

                √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                Western States 100 June 2016

                Trent


                Good Bad & The Monkey

                  Well, I really don't like hazelnut so guess I haven't missed anything. Carry on.
                  Yes. Except the stuff looks, tastes and smells like chocolate!! Not hazelnuts.
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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    mmmmmm, hummus. I love hummus. Especially the real deal, freshly made. To each his/her own, I guess.
                    I'm with you on the bleu cheese thing, though. When I see blue or green on cheese I cut it off and throw it in the trash. I have only had one food item made with blue cheese that I liked...it was like a bruschetta thing with blue and parmesan cheeses, tomatoes, and basil. That was good.

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay

                    Trent


                    Good Bad & The Monkey

                      It's not even a vegetable.
                      Nor are squash, tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, cukes... Define: vegetable
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                      rectumdamnnearkilledem

                        Nor are squash, tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, cukes... Define: vegetable
                        At the minimum, not a grain. At least all the things you listed have ample nutritional value. Corn is crap...and still looks the same in crap. Tongue

                        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                             ~ Sarah Kay

                        Trent


                        Good Bad & The Monkey

                        Trent


                        Good Bad & The Monkey

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                        rectumdamnnearkilledem

                          Girl: chew. Duh.
                          Well, I avoid corn, so I don't need to chew what I'm not eating... Wink My kid loves corn, though (guess it's in his blood...did is from Illinois)...I always hated those damned diaper changes. Tongue

                          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                               ~ Sarah Kay


                          Imminent Catastrophe

                            Nor are squash, tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, cukes... Define: vegetable
                            buzzkill.

                            "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                             "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                            "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                             

                            √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                            Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                            Western States 100 June 2016

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