The Gym is a Freak Show (Read 1287 times)

runlikeagirI


    They also do this in park restrooms.  In groups.

     

    Um. I was doing a weird glute exercise that probably looks pornographic. I usually save it for home. If you can't beat them, join them. Big grin

     

    I know I'm not the only one who has weirdos at their gym. Ennay and I both have 115 yr old Asian women in the locker room that blow dry their hoo-ha's with the hand dryer.


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      They also do this in park restrooms.  In groups.

       

       

      Wait!  Those hand dryers are mounted on the wall......do they gather around and aim their hoo-ha at it??

       

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      Joann Y


        stadjak


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          Wait!  Those hand dryers are mounted on the wall......do they gather around and aim their hoo-ha at it??

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            Yes.  I have witnessed this with my own eyes.  Though I'd suggest that they are mostly directing their mons and vulvas toward the airflow, rather than that the internal hoo-ha apparatus.

             

            Wait!  Those hand dryers are mounted on the wall......do they gather around and aim their hoo-ha at it??

            LedLincoln


            not bad for mile 25

              TMI

                I've belonged to at least three gyms.  I think it is safe to say that your chances of encountering "off " behavior rise exponentially after 10 a.m. and go parabolic after 6 p.m.

                "If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus

                mikeymike


                  parabolic

                   

                  Stay gold, Nads. And happy opening day!

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                    Stay gold, Nads. And happy opening day!

                     

                    Thanks. I always liked that Robinson Cano.

                    "If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus

                    sophiaK


                      Different crowds in gyms. I rather stay outside even in bad weather.

                        I go to the gym at 7:30a.m. for lifting and occasional arc trainer. I've never witnessed the bizarre behaviors described here, and South Philadelphians are not noted for being boring!

                         

                        I think I need to switch gyms.

                        keeponrunning


                          I haven't had a membership in years after getting bored with weightlifting after I found running.  However, I bought my boyfriend a premium membership at the local cheap-ass gym which means I can use it when I want to.  This thread has reminded me why I dislike gyms.  I liked when he lived in an apartment with its own mini-gym cause there was rarely anyone else in there.

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                          Joann Y


                            This morning this lady was walking pretty fast on the treadmill on a steep incline but holding on tightly while leaning very far back so she was essentially perpendicular to the treadmill surface. Probably 30-40 minutes of this followed by walking normally and flipping a towel over back and forth in front of her face sometimes hitting her nose. To be fair, I was doing some odd appearing things myself so no judgement here but wth?

                              This morning this lady was walking pretty fast on the treadmill on a steep incline but holding on tightly while leaning very far back so she was essentially perpendicular to the treadmill surface. Probably 30-40 minutes of this followed by walking normally and flipping a towel over back and forth in front of her face sometimes hitting her nose. To be fair, I was doing some odd appearing things myself so no judgement here but wth?

                               

                              When my trips, especially mushrooms it seems, go south, I tend to head straight to the gym.

                                another excuse to share the new video by some of my old buddies. Singer was actually a very good HS distance runner and came to Eugene to run for UO, but got sidetracked.

                                 

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEQ8e5zUQzQ

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