RunningAHEAD - Topic: Getting a Boner mid-run (page 3)

xor

posted: 10/1/2008 at 3:53 PM

Quote from Craig S on 10/1/2008 at 3:40 PM:

Mercifully, no one has responded with the ubiquitous "This thread is useless without pictures"

That's because this thread is only worthwhile without pictures.

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 10/1/2008 at 3:55 PM

Quote from Mishka-old log on 10/1/2008 at 3:37 PM:

This week's sign of the apocalypse: It took Globule over 16 hours to show up on the boner thread.

Sorry, I was on one of those long car rides.

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

Ileneforward

#artbydmcbride

posted: 10/1/2008 at 4:03 PM

Quote from Jeff on 10/1/2008 at 3:44 PM:

Oh the silky smooth liner.

Yes...go on.......

Runners run

Phidippides

posted: 10/1/2008 at 4:16 PM
modified: 10/1/2008 at 4:27 PM

This gives a whole new meaning to the question "How hard did you run today????" Big grin

Or is it hard to run that far???? Evil grin

Champions are made when no one is watching

Ben_1415

Hey, nice marmot!

posted: 10/1/2008 at 4:18 PM
modified: 10/1/2008 at 4:19 PM

Quote from Mishka-old log on 10/1/2008 at 9:00 AM:

What is a "boner"?

I'm pretty sure he's talking about this guy:

Or maybe this guy:

Either way, my answer is no.

Ben

"The world is my country, science is my religion."-- Christiaan Huygens

Mr Medic

Running Dad

posted: 10/1/2008 at 6:56 PM

I think that if that ever happened to me, which it hasn't, I'd be concerned, but if it ever does, thank god for the compression layer. I live in a really small town with a really public job. But seriously, no seriously, forget it.. I can't go on with this one.. To much.. *shakes head

Things to do this year:
Not get an injury
Things done this year:
Bi-Lo 5k(Myrtle Beach) : 02.12.10 - 25:??

dnephin

posted: 10/1/2008 at 7:41 PM

Quote from Mr Medic on 10/1/2008 at 6:56 PM:

I think that if that ever happened to me, which it hasn't, I'd be concerned, but if it ever does, thank god for the compression layer. I live in a really small town with a really public job. But seriously, no seriously, forget it.. I can't go on with this one.. To much.. *shakes head

Definitely wouldn't want the situation to arise while performing CPR Wink

DWARP
Marathon Madness Mob

Run To Win

#2867

posted: 10/1/2008 at 9:44 PM
modified: 10/1/2008 at 9:44 PM

When I was in high school, I used to have that problem. Didn't help that we had pretty tight white shorts. At one indoor track meet, I finished a race when a couple of East Hampton girls came up to chat with me. They pointed out that I was sticking out. Glanced down, tucked myself back in, went about my day. Dated one of them for a while not too long after that. I haven't had much "trouble" with that sort of thing since puberty ended, but on occasion I'll be thinking of my wife on a run and that is how I know I need to pay more attention to where I'm running.

Run to Win
25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)

Joe.

jfa

posted: 10/1/2008 at 9:47 PM
modified: 10/1/2008 at 9:49 PM

Here's a solution. Carry this picture with you when you run.When the need arises,just whip it out. (no the picture)

Lane

posted: 10/1/2008 at 10:42 PM

Quote from Mr Medic on 10/1/2008 at 6:56 PM:

I think that if that ever happened to me, which it hasn't, I'd be concerned, but if it ever does, thank god for the compression layer. I live in a really small town with a really public job. But seriously, no seriously, forget it.. I can't go on with this one.. To much.. *shakes head

That will definately not help.

BadDawg

posted: 10/1/2008 at 11:17 PM
modified: 10/1/2008 at 11:18 PM

Quote from Joe. on 10/1/2008 at 9:47 PM:

Here's a solution. Carry this picture with you when you run.When the need arises,just whip it out.

Picture's not displaying, is it Margaret Thatcher? Janet Reno?

E.J.
Greater Lowell Road Runners
Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.

beef

Ostrich runner

posted: 10/2/2008 at 12:06 AM

It always used to strike me on the bus on the way to meets. Something about shaky old bus suspensions, shorts liners, and girls in skimpy clothing...

http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum

mounteverest

posted: 10/2/2008 at 12:54 AM

I thought the post about the dump was out there on a limb, but it turned out to be legit question, and so I would say this, first its a good sign of good blood flow and hormones moving around in the body, but it is a brain stimulation that starts the action, so you must be daydreaming out there about some hottie, so I would get an IPOD or some music to put your mind on other things; otherwise, you could wear compression shorts in order hide it more than shorts with just a lining, slinging it like in a Western movie might be dangerous.

Lane

posted: 10/2/2008 at 9:42 AM

Quote from mounteverest on 10/2/2008 at 12:54 AM:

I thought the post about the dump was out there on a limb, but it turned out to be legit question, and so I would say this, first its a good sign of good blood flow and hormones moving around in the body, but it is a brain stimulation that starts the action, so you must be daydreaming out there about some hottie, so I would get an IPOD or some music to put your mind on other things; otherwise, you could wear compression shorts in order hide it more than shorts with just a lining, slinging it like in a Western movie might be dangerous.

<joke>So you're saying this might be a time when wearing an iPod in order to not listen to your body is a good thing?</joke>

Mr Medic

Running Dad

posted: 10/2/2008 at 10:03 AM
modified: 10/2/2008 at 10:05 AM

after thinking about this some more just wanted to add this... your cardio must be freakin awesome if you can just divert the extra blood and oxygen to an unneeded muscle. Tongue

unneeded at that time I mean MTA:

Quote from dnephin on 10/1/2008 at 7:41 PM:

Definitely wouldn't want the situation to arise while performing CPR

funny you should mention that.. Tight lipped

Things to do this year:
Not get an injury
Things done this year:
Bi-Lo 5k(Myrtle Beach) : 02.12.10 - 25:??

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