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Professional Noob
Roads were made for journeys...
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Abs of Flabs
A man decided to take up jogging and was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a feature and asked the clerk: "What is this little pocket here on the side for?". And the clerk: "Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've gone too far".
This joke must pre-date the cell phone! k
But your cell is too big to carry on a run.
Not for the easily offended...not safe for work/kids... I gotta start watching SNL, again... k
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Thanks for getting the phrase "@%#W$% in a box" stuck in my head