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Cyberic


    What do a frozen beer, a pregnant woman, and a burnt pizza have in common?

     

     

    A guy forgot to take it out in time.

    Cyberic


      DH just closed on a 20, 000 sq ft building plus offices this last Friday. Our current shop is only about 3, 100 sq ft. And yes, we are excited.

       

      Happy for you FS! Wish you all the best

      FreeSoul87


      Runs4Sanity

        What do a frozen beer, a pregnant woman, and a burnt pizza have in common?

         

         

        A guy forgot to take it out in time.

         

        I think, if you are including a woman in this... it should be "A guy forgot to pull out in time" 

         

        And thank you Smile

        *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

        PRs

        5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

        10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

        15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

        13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

         26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

        Slymoon Runs


        race obsessed

          DH just closed on a 20, 000 sq ft building plus offices this last Friday. Our current shop is only about 3, 100 sq ft. And yes, we are excited.

           

          Only if he puts in an indoor running track should you be excited.

          LRB


             Only if he puts in an indoor running track should you be excited.

             

            With slightly banked corners.

            Docket_Rocket


            Former Bad Ass

              DH just closed on a 20, 000 sq ft building plus offices this last Friday. Our current shop is only about 3, 100 sq ft. And yes, we are excited.

               

              That is awesome!

              Damaris

              Cyberic


                 

                I think, if you are including a woman in this... it should be "A guy forgot to pull out in time" 

                 

                And thank you Smile

                 

                Thanks. There's always a risk when I tell a joke, my english is not good enough and a good joke is often about subtelties in the way it is told. Oh well, it IS a thrash thread, after all.

                LRB


                  Thanks. There's always a risk when I tell a joke, my english is not good enough and a good joke is often about subtelties in the way it is told. Oh well, it IS a thrash thread, after all.

                   

                  Your English is fine as was the joke, but I am a person who doesn't sweat the small stuff so there is that.

                    What do a frozen beer, a pregnant woman, and a burnt pizza have in common?

                     

                    They'd combine for one heck of a lousy evening?

                    happylily


                       

                      They'd combine for one heck of a lousy evening?

                       

                      LOL...

                      PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013

                              Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013

                      18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010

                      FreeSoul87


                      Runs4Sanity

                        Lol, I don't like tracks, but it is right on a corner from the entrance of a large cemetery so I'll definitely do a few runs in there Smile

                         

                         Reason I noticed the small thing with the joke: I can't quite imagine a guy "taking out" his penis, but I can imagine a guy "pulling out"..... if you are going to tell a dirty joke that has something to do with sex, please be detailed 

                        *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                        PRs

                        5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                        10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                        15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                        13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                         26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

                        FreeSoul87


                        Runs4Sanity

                          *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                          PRs

                          5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                          10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                          15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                          13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                           26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

                          Cyberic


                            What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

                             

                            YOU BETTER START GIVING ME SOME SUPPORT... OR THERE GONNA THINK WE'RE NUTS!

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