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Hey is that a fake penis in your pocket? (Read 98 times)

Slymoon Runs

race obsessed

posted: 9/24/2013 at 9:23 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/runner-accused-fake-penis-dodge-drug-test-article-1.1465273

Oski 2.0

Hip Redux

posted: 9/24/2013 at 10:10 PM

Man, that's funny. A doping-dodging weiner!

jjs22

Will run for scenery.

posted: 9/24/2013 at 10:31 PM

Coulda been worse.... At least the extra penis was fake.

Stupid feet!

Stupid elbow!

Docket_Rocket

Former Bad Ass

posted: 9/25/2013 at 7:53 AM

Quote from jjs22 on 9/24/2013 at 10:31 PM:

Coulda been worse.... At least the extra penis was fake.

Bahahaha.

Damaris

catwhoorg

Labrat

posted: 9/25/2013 at 9:09 AM

Those have been around for years.

5K 20:23 (Vdot 48.7) 9/9/17

10K 44:06 (Vdot 46.3) 3/11/17

HM 1:33:48 (Vdot 48.6) 11/11/17

FM 4:13:43 (Vdot 35.4) 3/4/18

Goorun

posted: 9/25/2013 at 10:58 AM

The Whizzinator Big grin

Slow and steady never wins anything.

Ileneforward

#artbydmcbride

posted: 9/25/2013 at 11:02 AM

So the judges don't just watch the athlete take a whizz, they verify the penis is real somehow? Blush

Runners run

LRB

posted: 9/25/2013 at 11:09 AM

Baboon

delicate flower

posted: 9/25/2013 at 11:10 AM

To answer the question in the thread title, "Yes."

Goorun

posted: 9/25/2013 at 1:08 PM

Quote from Ileneforward on 9/25/2013 at 11:02 AM:

So the judges don't just watch the athlete take a whizz, they verify the penis is real somehow?

Slow and steady never wins anything.

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