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Why do people do this? (Read 402 times)

jEfFgObLuE


I've got a fever...

    Speaking of, what is that banana stuff that dentists use? It's nasty, but it does make the novocain injections a bit less excruciating.
    They call it numbing gel. I call it a blessing.

    On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

      Arbor Mist Raspberry Zinfindel 2.5% alcohol
      Sounds like a bubble gum flavor to me. Boo crappy wine!
        Friends never let friends drink Arbor Mist. Dead
        Ginny 'Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there' Will Rogers
        Trent


        Good Bad & The Monkey

          Speaking of, what is that banana stuff that dentists use? It's nasty, but it does make the novocain injections a bit less excruciating.
          It is novocaine.
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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            It is novocaine.
            So why does it taste like bananas? Is it a flying monkey conspiracy? It's not even a good fake banana flavor. Why can't they make it taste like chocolate or cinnamon or something other than bitter fake banana?

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay

            Trent


            Good Bad & The Monkey

              faux banana tastes better than novocaine.
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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                faux banana tastes better than novocaine.
                I suppose...but faux chocolate would be better than faux banana... Wink

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay


                Big Chicken!

                  Oops, I goofed. It was Wild Vines brand (still on the same level as AM) and it had 8% alcohol. I am saving it to bring to her house for the next BBQ and SHE can drink it. As to the novacaine stuff, I've never had a cavity or a need for novacaine. So they put numbing stuff on your gums BEFORE they numb you up? How about just lots of that banana stuff and skip the shot?
                  Kris C Running away from the couch one mile at a time!
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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    How about just lots of that banana stuff and skip the shot?
                    'Cause even with the shot I can still feel pain once in a while...zowie!!! The injection gets deep into the gums and tissues. The topical stuff is just on the surface.

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay


                    Queen of 3rd Place

                      Wild Vine at the BevMo website - only $2.99! Definitely, next time you see her, bring her some and say, "I know this is your favorite!" Arla

                      Ex runner

                        Which is worse, pink wine or Miller Lite? Wink
                          Which is worse, pink wine or Miller Lite? Wink
                          Pink wine. Definitely. Big grin

                          Michelle



                          jEfFgObLuE


                          I've got a fever...

                            Which is worse, pink wine or Miller Lite? Wink
                            Pink wine. Miller Liteweight is 4.2% alcohol, so it least it serves a purpose...

                            On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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                            rectumdamnnearkilledem

                              And it's not trying to be anything. Pink wine is trying to be SOMETHING and failing...miserably, too.

                              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                   ~ Sarah Kay


                              Lazy idiot

                                Some would argue it's trying to be beer.

                                Tick tock

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