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I was listening to WGN radio (AM Chicago) and they were having listeners call in with their favorite euphemisms for alcohol. Another favorite was Loudmouth Juice. I could call it Giggle Juice, in my case.
Anyone else have a favorite nickname for booze?
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Oh, I like that one. We used to say road pops, which is the Midwest equivalent.
Quantities and units, huh? You guys are such dorks!
Heh. My favorite assignment in chemical engineering was one where we had to calculate exactly how long you had after downing x number of martinis until your blood alcohol content actually exceeded the legal limit. There were some pretty intense calculations, and something about "Assume the body is a continuously-stirred tank reactor". I felt like, for once, I was truly learning something of value in college.
We used to say
" Booze-ateria " .
Like, I'm stopping at the Booze-ateria, what do you need?
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