Princess Cancer Pants
I will be there with my Blue Moon and orange slice ... shall I drink one for anyone else?
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Ooh, sounds like the perfect combo for a happy buzz without overdoing it.
Plus I got a tshirt (small and fitted!) that says "Trust Me, I'm a Lawyer"