I'm sure you all get these emails from foreign countries telling you that you have un-collected funds waiting on you.  I got this one yesterday and it just cracks me up. 

TO:  Eric Hunter, email@hunterfarmsonline.com
Rev John Kufo,
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY
FUND{IMF}
Senior Resident Representative in Nigeria.
Justice Mohammed
Bello Street,
Asokoro,Abuja,Federal Capital Territory
Abuja-Nigeria.

Attention
RE: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

We are writing to know if
it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR.
Gershon Lentz of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the
right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been
calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm
this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we have made all
arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress,
and without any further delays.

All we need to confirm now is your been
DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And
we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not But
if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL
REST IN PERFECT PEACE"

YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.
May
the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

Your
Faithfully,
Rev John Kufo,
Senior Resident Representative in
Nigeria.