The Greatest of All Time
Well, I've got a law degree and I'm a member of the CA State Bar. So technically, yes, I'm an attorney, but I don't practice law. Basically, the only reason I went to law school was because I didn't know what else to do and because I'm freakishly good at standardized tests.
As far as manners go, I have one of those big Emily Post books that I use as a door stop. Does that count?
Thanks to the good people at Nars, my hands are passable, but my dreams of becoming a professional hand model have long since died.
That's such a nice offer for Monkey - I think I may take you up on it.
I am envious. If I could find something else that paid the bills I would gladly do it.
Amy
Sometimes I think all high school students should be required to read The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell. A lot of us probably would have been spared a lot heartache and sleepless nights if we had just followed our bliss when we were younger.
So it's too late for me? I wish I would have read On The Road when I was in high school. Maybe I should read it again. My knees hurt. Damn.
Bugs
Please. Men are young until they're, like, 55. Completely unfair. Sorry about your knees. Have the shots kicked in yet?
Apparently I've been gone too long again. Marcus fell out of love for me and now has hopelessly goo-goo over Amy. Dam, thought I had a fore sure thing there. And Marcus is now drinking shots. I'm going to check into those books. I'm in a book club now. It's a pretty impressive group, hopefully I can fake my way through it.
Sorry about your knees. Have the shots kicked in yet?
Boys are silly and fickle. He'll forget about me by tomorrow and return to you, his first RA love.
Boys are silly and fickle. He'll forget about me by tomorrow and return to you, his first RA love. What book are you reading now?
Shoot me your email address (mlschantz@gmail.com) and I will forward you this insane middle of the night rant I have been authoring for the last hour. I would post it, but it's a little too much. I am not sure you or anyone wants to read it.
One day at a time
Dam, It's 5:23 a.m. and would love nothing more than a good knee rant. Come on, even you can't tell us about your pain who can you?
I agree! This is the place for long knee rants! I hope you get some relief, Marcus.
See log. I am optimistic. But it's always half full with me. I will have to make a major decision about this time next week. If I can't bring my A game, I will back up and punt.
Marcus, ever tried graston? I swear by it.