i sorry engrish bad. hi i call eric and i no beautiful person in any pull of imagine i inspire Quasimodo of disney hunchback of notre damn artists say my hump not lovely lady lumps i bring milkshake to yard to make friends it better than yous but nobody come to yard. please take great sadness on me and let me stay i learn beautiful people enjoy look at mirrors much i promise i stay away from mirrors because I broken many mirrors. please teach me great beauty skill i learn words botox rhinoplasty exfoliate brasilian waxing in beauty saloons they help make eric look normal? brazilian wax make me shiny like madamn tusos? cherry chap sticks have magic? It help me kiss girls? i have great many questions you help me look beautiful? yes? scotaculus: remember humpy ninja kill family? i humpy ninja.

Bwahahahahahaha...nothing better than starting the day laughing sofa king hard!

Hmm, I would question whether we should lower our standards so drastically, but then I recall that I am a member, so I will keep my mouth shut! Welcome, MC. It sounds as if you have the vocabulary of beauty down pretty well!

wellkum ^____^ i saved you a seat at the back of the class.

brazilian wax make me shiny like madamn tusos?.

We have an answer to that, huh gurls.

Brazilians are so 2000. It's all about the Magic Shaving Powder, nowadays...

It is magic. true magic.

Yep, just ask DH...

I think when the magic happens, everybody around you seems to know that magic has just smiled on you. MTA: bc I have trouble with English as my second language.

Brazilians are so 2000. It's all about the Magic Shaving Powder, nowadays...

I'm still Old School.