One day at a time
rectumdamnnearkilledem
My chemistry teacher was a walking beach ball, with the personality to match. Brings back nightmares.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I've got a fever...
I like chemistry teachers....they pass the acid test!!!!
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Oh Mighty Wing
Jeff - sorry your life sucks!
Amy
Okay, that was really bad, but I still giggled. Punny.
You would have loved having me as a teacher - my new last name is Hassel...
You would have liked me as a student (5 on the AP test), but the rest of the class would hate me because after I got a test back, I would hold it aloft, walk around the room and scream, "WHAT NOW, BITCHES!"