I found this humorous
Retired 1/1/13 ... Tired of being broken and fat ... Hit 296# Memorial Day 2016 - New goal = To be able to enjoy running 4-5 hours through the woods again by Fall 2016. April 2017
She's quite cute. On the opposite side of the country (alas!) based on the races she's done.
Demon of Bad Decisions
I want to do it because I want to do it. -Amelia Earhart