Notes
I am half Guatemalan so don't even FUCKING THINK you can out Cinco de mayo me. Like fuck you c*nt-f*gs; I ate an entire jar of salsa for breakfast, 3 quesadillas for early morning snackie--all made with cotija cheese you-- 11 tortas with cinnamon twisties for lunch (homemade by our Guatemalan maid) (aka me), I made Riley sing the Guatemalan national anthem for the next 2 and a half hours, then we ate nuggies with honey mustard bc I ate not bitch and I gotta also show America how much I love it and crispy chickeny spheres. Also, i ran a little. Adios Mio!!!!!!!!!!