Notes
Me and the boys were arrested for 12 counts of home invasion between 2002-2007, which were performed using only a sock and a large sphere of coconut butter. Due to attempting to escape the authorities during a high-speed car chase down 57 involving a 2009 Kia Sportage and a faux Glock full of tabasco, we then were on trial for capital punishment via firing squad. However, thanks to the aid from esteemed character actor Danny Trejo, we were able to escape the hands of the feds and move on with our lives. Since then, I have checked myself into therapy at this nice little place called the Psych ward where my doc uses a sock puppet named Mr. Marbles to help me understand my feelings. He always asked me where they touched me. I never answer.