Notes
Tried to do the beer mile with 4x20 oz Moxie (to nullify the handicap I would have been given), and fuck does the volume make a huge difference. I got ~4-5 oz into the 4th bottle and decided that I had done enough - I was dead last and I was not going to finish that thing any time soon. I think a gallon-ish is enough. But hey, world record so far as I can tell.