Notes
Some random dog walker guy asked me how many miles a day I ran as I passed him. So I turn my head and say, "Oh...only 5 today." Like I was downgrading the whole thing. Like I was saying something less than what I do. It wasn't a lie...but it was implied I do way more and you should be impressed. Therefore...it WAS a lie. It came out of nowhere. I do this all the time. It is my inflatable dick putting on a mask so people will think I am humble about whatever I do. And with this...the run started feeling easier. My dick a little bigger thinking it won some impression on someone else.
Ha...I caught you fucker.