Notes
i chose a 12:00 wave so we left at 9:30. i had some time to look at the 1st few obstacles and see the 11:20 + 40 waves go off and it really was a no brainah...floor it, if u don't u end up gettin stuck and backed up behind the less serious. so i thought i'd be the 1st one at the 1st 2 challenges anyways before being overtaken by the strongah serious, then i have the equivalent serious people to play with.
horn goes off and some chick blasts the gate in front of me even and i stahted laughin. we round the cornah and i smoke ah to the broken ribs but she's right there. i get to everest 1st but goin up was sketchy and comin down the net was hahdah then it looked. just about face planted on jack 'n jill. flew through the next two obs. but got passed by some team fancy boys. at monkey business, my hands slipped cause of the mud caked up my arms at the mud buffet and i had to staht over. the girl that blasted the gate took me here and i nevah saw ah again...she ended up winnin the damn thing! aftah here i saw a few team fancys and ovahtook them as it was a short run section. one TF guy was a little ways ahead i picked to chase him but he ended up stoppin to wait for his chick...pussy. so i'm goin along and i felt strong through mud suckah, shahk bait, stage left, shahk bait 2 and lobstah trap and i was feelin pretty confident that i was gonna be the 2nd girl in my wave. then we came to ovah and ovah...3 4' high culverts that had to be scaled. as i approached i was tryin to figure out how the hell little 5' me was gonna get ovah these. ran outah room tryin to figure it out - fuck! i double back, got a runnin staht and just leaped and landed on top like a wet towel. it was slow but it worked. shit..now a TF guy has caught up. he laughed and i think he said good job but it only pissed me off but it's was exactly what i wanted. fly through big wheels and speed bumps and then i see the tunnel of doom and i'm too focused on beatin this this guy i don't give a fuck that it's a long dahk tube i am gallopin through on on fours - finally, my useless talent pays off! into the woods TF guy (dave)says holy shit you're kickin my ass. i had some trouble gettin ovah spidahman and he just fuckin did a flip ovah it basically, so i good jobbed him back. more obs and i ended up gettin in front but he got me goin up BFH(big fuckin hill) - my powah walk failed me here. he made it 1st to wall bangah and there were 2 girls from11:40 havin a fuckin picnic and they say oh sorry for bein in the way and dave says oh it's ok and i bahk - NO IT AINT...MOVE IT! and i grab his foot and throw him ovah the wall. get outah my way! i yell. and off we go again. i get to iron maiden 1st and i think i shouldah swam it as it was just below my chest high. aftah there dave got in front and stahted pullin...gap opened and when we we came to beam me up 2. i saw him fly through it and my legs were shakin so much i had big troubles. now the gap was unclosable cause we were just about done. up anothah hill i was passin the less serious, i got on the bus, floored it and jumped right out the back into the mud pit where the pig sat ah fat ass for no seconds, got up and crossed the line.
aftah i met the coors light girls and they gave me a shirt that's too big...thought they might be the ones in the photo, but the blonde was the one with the big rack so it wasn't.
anyways, i had a good time and am goin to do the one in oct as well as look into the tough muddah and warrior races.