Notes
I felt about 85% today, which is a lot better than I have. My lungs felt like they tightened up on me the last 2.
Hey Rebecca,
A blonde goes out for a run
A blonde goes out for a run. She comes to a river and cannot see a bridge anywhere nearby. She spots another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo doll!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You're already on the other side!"
A Tough Oponent
In a European tournament, three English players discovered that they all had to play against a terrific Irish player. When called to the table, the first English player said he was going to make him mad, so that he would lose concentration and play a bad game. He walked over to the Irish man, shook hands and said: 'Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.' 'Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.' The game started and the Irish destroyed the first English player. Puzzled, the English player walked back to his buddies. 'I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!' 'You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn.' Later in the tournament, the second English player had to play the Irish. He walked over, shook hands, and said: 'I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!' 'Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you.' The game started and the Irish swept the floor with the second English player. Shocked beyond belief, the English player went back to his buddies. 'You're right, he is unshakable!' The third English player said: 'No, no, no, I will really make him lose his temper, you just watch.' When his turn came, the third English player walked over to the Irish man, shook hands, and said... 'I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!' 'Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me.'