| Equipment | Price | Distance | Efficiency ▲ | Status | Actions |
| travel trac +blue trek (duck stink) | $440.00 | 536 mi | $0.82 / mi | Retired |  |
| royce union (foldem) | $30.00 | 35.4 mi | $0.85 / mi | Active | |
| Surly Long Haul Trucker (big cheese) | $1,140.00 | 1341 mi | $0.85 / mi | Active | |
| Spectrum tandem sport (moon walker) | $215.00 | 228 mi | $0.94 / mi | Active | |
| Vibram ymca track (monke) | $200.00 | 206 mi | $0.97 / mi | Active | |
| Vibram mebarefeets (spashul) | $1,000.00 | 790 mi | $1.27 / mi | Active | |
| Schwinn typhoon (milky) | $100.00 | 68.2 mi | $1.47 / mi | Active | |
| pugsley (large marge) | $1,600.00 | 697 mi | $2.29 / mi | Active | |
| Trek lime wsd | $540.00 | 195 mi | $2.76 / mi | Active | |
| Trek 1998 t200 tandem (stinky pete) | $599.00 | 97.4 mi | $6.15 / mi | Active | |