| Equipment ▲ | Price | Distance | Efficiency | Status | Actions |
| adidas Supernova Cushion 7 (orange) | $39.00 | 390 mi | $0.10 / mi | Retired |  |
| Columbia tigora (trailer) | $37.00 | 390 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| Fisher mullet (1 scooter) | $870.00 | 3102 mi | $0.28 / mi | Active | |
| Merrell Chameleon (gecko) | $60.00 | 250 mi | $0.24 / mi | Active | |
| New Balance 509 (98.6) | $40.00 | 455 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| New Balance New Balance 473 (black pink) | $29.00 | 326 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| Nike Air n' Sight III (spink) | $45.00 | 453 mi | $0.10 / mi | Retired | |
| Nike Air Structure (1) | $45.00 | 477 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| Schwinn typhoon (milky) | $100.00 | 68.2 mi | $1.47 / mi | Active | |
| Schwinn World Sport (blueray) | $40.00 | 179 mi | $0.22 / mi | Retired | |
| Specialized Allez (4) | $460.00 | 1577 mi | $0.29 / mi | Active | |
| Spectrum tandem sport (moon walker) | $215.00 | 228 mi | $0.94 / mi | Active | |
| Trek 1998 t200 tandem (stinky pete) | $599.00 | 97.4 mi | $6.15 / mi | Active | |
| Trek cruiseliner tandem (5) | $600.00 | 1397 mi | $0.43 / mi | Active | |
| Trek lime wsd | $540.00 | 195 mi | $2.76 / mi | Active | |
| Trek Mountain Bike (2) | $160.00 | 1763 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| .5 dawes + trainer (6) | $500.00 | 948 mi | $0.53 / mi | Retired | |
| .5 dawes no trainer (7) | $250.00 | 1800 mi | $0.14 / mi | Active | |
| 830 (the beast) | $170.00 | 1643 mi | $0.10 / mi | Retired | |
| azuki (orange peeler) | $130.00 | 319 mi | $0.41 / mi | Active | |
| azuki (pimpwee) | $20.00 | 102 mi | $0.20 / mi | Retired | |
| moccasin (one) | $20.00 | 114 mi | $0.18 / mi | Active | |
| Modulus (w\trainer) | $135.00 | 200 mi | $0.67 / mi | Retired | |
| Motobecane (old yella) | $75.00 | 985 mi | $0.08 / mi | Retired | |
| Panasonic (sport-1000) | $50.00 | 130 mi | $0.38 / mi | Retired | |
| pugsley (large marge) | $1,600.00 | 697 mi | $2.29 / mi | Active | |
| Rally (big red) | $55.00 | 313 mi | $0.18 / mi | Retired | |
| royce union (foldem) | $30.00 | 35.4 mi | $0.85 / mi | Active | |
| surly karate monkey (3) | $775.00 | 3760 mi | $0.21 / mi | Active | |
| Surly Long Haul Trucker (big cheese) | $1,140.00 | 1341 mi | $0.85 / mi | Active | |