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Funny shit for a Friday afternoon... (Read 534 times)


Princess Cancer Pants

    '17 Goals:

    • Chemo

    • Chemo-Radiation

    • Surgery

    • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

     

    She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

    ~ Unknown

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      Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away...(unkown)




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      Now that was a bath...

        Thanks Zoomy I'll challenge my dawta lata. I'm also keen on learning how to be a human beatbox (link at bottom of that page), because I think it's an attractive skill for a white, 35 year old, mother of four to have. I can entertain people in bus queues. Or something. A good bass drum sound - "This is done by pressing your lips together and building up pressure with your tongue and jaw, pushing your tongue forward from the back of your mouth and closing your opened jaw at the same time." That made me look very attractive. Claire xxx
      • jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"
      • Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.


        Princess Cancer Pants

          I'm also keen on learning how to be a human beatbox (link at bottom of that page), because I think it's an attractive skill for a white, 35 year old, mother of four to have. I can entertain people in bus queues. Or something.
          You know...my brother is 30, a software engineer for a major defense contractor, and a Big 10 alum (same university Trent graduated from, if that helps paint the mental image). He can do some hella cool human beatbox sounds. But he drives a Subaru. Totally kills any possibility of him ever partaking in any rap battles... Tongue k

          '17 Goals:

          • Chemo

          • Chemo-Radiation

          • Surgery

          • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

           

          She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

          ~ Unknown