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Snappy comeback (Read 202 times)

    Injured again, this time broken 5th metatarsal, because I'm a clutz. (At least this time I have a sympathetic DR)

     

    I need a snappy comeback for everyone that makes a wise crack about my "healthy running lifestyle".

    Get off my porch


    Menace to Sobriety

      "Your Mom doesn't seem to think so"

      Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

        "Your Mom doesn't seem to think so"

         

        This is the best possible answer. Winner.

        Nakedbabytoes


        levitation specialist

          ^^^^thirds.

            +2 (3?) to the tried-and-true "your mom" joke.

             

            You can even expand it to "The endurance is worth it when I'm doing your mom--and I don't need to be on my feet for that.  I mean, damn, that lady takes a long time to service.  Ask your dad."

            "When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." 
            Emil Zatopek

              Never doubt Jerkstore.  It's works in every situation.


              Princess Cancer Pants

                Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries...

                '17 Goals:

                • Chemo

                • Chemo-Radiation

                • Surgery

                • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                 

                She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                ~ Unknown


                ultramarathon/triathlete

                  Injured again, this time broken 5th metatarsal, because I'm a clutz. (At least this time I have a sympathetic DR)

                   

                  I need a snappy comeback for everyone that makes a wise crack about my "healthy running lifestyle".

                   

                  How about

                  "Yeah?  Well you're still fat but you don't hear me teasing you about it."

                   

                  I like the mom comeback though.

                  HTFU?  Why not!

                  USATF Coach

                    I think you could end the comments and all future comment with an "Office Linebacker" tactic:

                     

                    Terry Tate

                      Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries...

                       

                      And follow it up with "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

                       

                      Sorry with my avatar I felt obligated to chime in on that one.

                      Dave


                      Princess Cancer Pants

                         

                        And follow it up with "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

                         

                        Sorry with my avatar I felt obligated to chime in on that one.

                         

                        I'd have been bummed if you hadn't! Big grin

                        '17 Goals:

                        • Chemo

                        • Chemo-Radiation

                        • Surgery

                        • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                         

                        She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                        ~ Unknown