>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Yours is from Ace Ventura Pet Detective...I have that movie.
Or maybe Scarface.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Are you having a "My Name is Earl" moment where you're trying to go back and right all of your wrongs? It's cool, you know. No need to panic.
A friend of mine showed me this website, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it.
What's your slogan?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away...(unkown) • Go With The Flow • Thyroid Support Group
Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.
Oh, you asked for it!
I like you too!