>General Running>running and having to take a dump
That's funny. Beef, you're a biometrician and an awesome coach and teacher.
#1: Do what I can do. <not doing well>
#2: 1/2 Ironman (New Orleans, LAI) <DONE>
Beef, you are a brilliant biomimeticist! Your method will someday sweep the trails.
It will definitely clear the trails.